diff --git a/tests/cargo_smoke.sh b/tests/cargo_smoke.sh
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+++ b/tests/cargo_smoke.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+run () {
+	RUN_COMMAND=$@
+	echo -e "\033[1;33mTEST\033[0m $RUN_COMMAND"
+	ERRORS=$($RUN_COMMAND 2>&1>/tmp/uwu_smoketest.out)
+	RESULT=$?
+	if test $RESULT -ne 0; then
+		cat /tmp/uwu_smoketest.out
+		echo -e "$ERRORS"
+		echo -e "\033[1;5;41;37mFAIL\033[0m exit ($RESULT): $RUN_COMMAND"
+		exit $RESULT
+	else
+		echo -ne "\033[1F"
+		echo -e "\033[1;32mPASS\033[0m $RUN_COMMAND"
+		echo -e "\033[1;32mPASS\033[0m $RUN_COMMAND"
+	fi
+}
+
+conduwuit () {
+	UWU_OPTS=$@
+	rm -rf /tmp/uwu_smoketest.db
+	echo -e "[global]\nserver_name = \"localhost\"\ndatabase_path = \"/tmp/uwu_smoketest.db\"" > /tmp/uwu_smoketest.toml
+	cargo run $UWU_OPTS -- -c /tmp/uwu_smoketest.toml &
+	sleep 5s
+	kill -QUIT %1
+	wait %1
+	return $?
+}
+
+element () {
+	ELEMENT_OPTS=$@
+	run cargo check $ELEMENT_OPTS --all-targets
+	run cargo clippy $ELEMENT_OPTS --all-targets -- -D warnings
+	run cargo build $ELEMENT_OPTS --all-targets
+	run cargo test $ELEMENT_OPTS --all-targets
+	run cargo bench $ELEMENT_OPTS --all-targets
+	run cargo run $ELEMENT_OPTS --bin conduit -- -V
+	run conduwuit $ELEMENT_OPTS --bin conduit
+}
+
+vector () {
+	VECTOR_OPTS=$@
+	element $VECTOR_OPTS --no-default-features --features="rocksdb"
+	element $VECTOR_OPTS --features=default
+	element $VECTOR_OPTS --all-features
+}
+
+matrix () {
+	run cargo fmt --all --check
+	vector --profile=dev
+	vector --profile=release
+}
+
+matrix &&
+exit 0